You Wouldn't Steal a Cross Stitch Pattern PDF

For the record, I wouldn't steal a cross stitch, but I WOULD spend the better part of a week stitching a cheap meta-joke 😃

If you want to get some early-2000s anti-piracy nostalgia in your life, you can download this pattern for free here

Design sizes based on cloth count:
14ct: (11.3 x 9.1 in.)
16ct: (9.9 x 8.0 in.)
18ct: (8.8 x 7.1 in.)
22ct: (7.2 x 5.8 in.)
25ct: (6.3 x 5.1 in.)